ETCH-I-STENCILISM - Join the new craze hitting art schools everywhere!

Aspiring and established artists alike: if you're going to make one consumer choice this year, make sure to choose the Etch-i-Stencil. Spend hours creating detailed and meaningful extensions of the self and then erase them with one turn of the dial. Why pretend anything holds any inherent meaning let alone our basic claim to existence? Even existence is transient and the Etch-i-Stencil realizes this through its inbuilt erasure feature. From being to nothingness in one easy step. A truly philosophical medium suitable for all skill levels. The Etch-i-Stencil makes fine art child's play. The possibilities are infinite.

I never knew the nausea of existence could be so much fun!
- Satisfied Art Student