BY AGENT SMITH PRODUCTS DIVISION: POLITICAL RHETORIC DOLL


NEW!! from Agent Smith, Products Division.

 
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The Political Rhetoric Doll
   

NEW TO VERSION 2.0!

Up to date American rhetoric files. Including recent rhetoric from the Gore/Bush campaign!

Newly recorded Australian classics!

All this plus your old favorites all the way back to version 1.0!

Just pull the string to hear one of the many pieces of entertaining but pointless political jargon stored inside this sturdy 21 cm figurine!


There is also a random setting which will create a new readily consumable sound byte every time thanks to the 'SpinDocter'tm system!

As well as that, the 'SpinDocter'(tm) system doesn't require any batteries! It charges itself with the static electricity created by the tugging motion on the string. So you'll never have to worry about the doll running out of anything to say!

ALSO FEATURING!

This soft plastic figurine contains an immense database of rhetoric from past and present politicians from across the world!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

It also comes with its own detachable microphone and tape recorder media harness. As well as a hand carved rosewood base!

!Official Version 2.0 release
Official Version 2.0 release

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SURGEONS GENERAL
WARNING

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Continued use will cause drowsiness and
a growing discontentment with the powers that be.
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ATTENTION: Contains small parts that may create a choke hazard for children under the age of 85.

   
*** Hurry Order now! ***
   

The Rhetoric Doll will keep the whole cabinet amused for hours and it can be yours for only :

Ten easy payments of 1/49.95th's of your soul or one payment of 1/9.95th
(P&P 1/49.95th extra)

So what are you awaiting for? Pull the strings! Our puppet-masters are standing by right now to receive your call!

 

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